My pizza arrived looking like a crime scene

by DeathByMapleSyrup

27 Comments

  1. This reminds me of that Chucke E. Cheese rumor.

  2. JJmeatsack

    The Dominos NOID is back. And you’re it’s first victim

  3. HouseOfAplesaus

    If that is pineapple then a murder already happened

  4. Electronic-Hope-1

    Did the driver crash on the way to your house?

  5. Klutch_conduct

    Definitely goes to the pizza crimes thread

  6. Fit-External-2347

    This is my you get triangle pizza not square.
    Let this be a lesson

  7. TuvixWillNotBeMissed

    Well at least you have good taste. Pepperoni and pineapple is a great combo.

  8. Bat-Eastern

    Pepperoni pizza; shaken, not stirred please

    ![gif](giphy|8p61R8vQrihPJKYo1L)

  9. presidentkokoro

    There’s a 70% chance the pizza was dropped face-down, scooped off the floor, and hastily reassembled in the box.

  10. Obviously the American Tourister gorilla has a side gig as a delivery driver.

  11. The delivery guy

    ![gif](giphy|lITU7sHCdxE7RAV77V)

  12. CaptorRaptorr

    I massively respect the pineapple pepperoni combo, it’s my go to for any pizza place

  13. ThatsMrVillain

    Do not order square cut pizzas from chains, they generally don’t allow enough cheese to be put on a pizza that would effectively act as a glue. Plus this looks to be thin crust, which is already one of the most hazardous pizzas to deliver due to the cracker-like crust making any slight motion toss the pizza into chaos.

  14. KitbutitsDio

    oh fuck yeah pepperoni and pineapple. you got good taste op

  15. EntrepreneurBusy3156

    I’m not sure it was a pizza before it got trashed either.

  16. grubbytrogladyte

    Even in tact that looked like a crime scene with those ananas

  17. Looks like saltines with cheese and roni melted on. It was a crime scene before it got all disorganized.

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